Friday, June 24, 2011

Five Characters that need a reality check ASAP!

You know how someday's your watching your favorite soap and then that annoying character comes on that you just want to shake and or slap until they get to reality?

Today, I bring you the 5 characters currently that I think are in need of a reality check, or we could call this top 5 characters that need to be slapped?

5. Deanna aka Stalker Girl One Life to Live
This girl has no purpose at all. I want her off my screen and in fact this is probably the only time you will ever see me actually refer to her by name. She has yet to do anything that is relevant, oh except she's going to get Nate involved in porn. Sadly I don't think he really needed your help to get him there, I'm sure he would've fallen into that as well. So please, please take the money you'll earn from the film and go back to Ohio. You're just creepy.

4. Sharon The Young and The Restless
I don't know who you are anymore. I remember liking you before the shoplifting, the marriage to Jack Abbott and the sleeping around. Now you've let everyone think you're dead, even though you claim to love them. Now you're hanging out in New Mexico with some guy who because you're Sharon will probably fall in love with you and somehow end up in Genoa City just when you're finally getting things figured out between the whole Adam/Nick thing.

3. Sonny General Hospital
Okay, I admit it Sonny I've been upset with you ever since you forced AJ to sign away his rights to Michael. These day's you're just sad. You don't see why people think you're dangerous. Remember that time you took Michael to the warehouse and he got shot? That wasn't cause someone wanted your coffee beans, it's cause you're a MOB BOSS. Oh and remember how crazy the Zacchara's are and that Johnny's like the sane one? Well Anthony keeps coming near your wife and her son. Obviously you do not have the best security around. So take a moment think about all the people you have hurt, and lost. Let's start with Karen Wexler and when you're done maybe we could take about redeeming you if that is possible.

2. Jane  All My Children
Oh honey, Erica's life was a lot more then what you see in the US Weekly. Please take a moment to step back and think about what kind of world you have gotten into. Plus really, why would you want Erica's life? She hasn't had the best track record in her love life. Then again maybe that was why? Bad record with men, chasing away another one of Erica's lovers wouldn't seem so weird. Yeah you still should've done more research first, and never should've trusted Erica to tell you the truth.

1. Jack One Life to Live
 Mr. Bully here needs to come clean about the whole damn thing. I want to know what started him bullying Shane. Why he let's that little brat Brad push him. Really, why would you want to appear cool to that little jerk? I also want him to realize he did a lot of very wrong things. I want him to have to face the consequences. Actually I just want him to get the crap beat out of him by guy's Clint, Rex, and Asa's ghost hire, how's that?

Who are the character's on Soaps that you currently want to slap and believe are in need of a reality check?

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