This is what I think about while I watch this episode. Ya know instead of me tweeting it on twitter like I normally would. Let’s give this a try and see what happens, shall we?
Why is Crazy Lisa and Crazy Anthony in Jamal and Alison’s apartment…wait I mean Logan’s apartment. I guess Port Charles had a building boom w/ the same architect designing studios back in the day.
Creepy music as Lucky sits down. I want to strap him down and shave him. The scruff just looks like a bad make up job.
Luke looks good in white.
Opening credits…boring. Give me Faces of the Heart any day. On the plus side when they started with this opening they finally added Brandon Barash and I could stop playing a drinking game during the opening of spot the dead men.
I love that Ethan talked back to Sonny.
Ethan looks good in white as well. Actually he looks really good today, normally I think he he’s kind of whatever.
Priscilla Garita looks amazing! She should’ve been Cara on AMC.
I’m starting to think Lucky cries more than a houseguest on Big Brother.
Luke isn’t going to get help until he’s ready for it. Sadly he won’t know he’s ready for it until he sees Laura, which won’t happen since Genie is busy on Y&R throwing Tristan Rogers over a balcony.
Alexis looks amazing today.
Alexis, please let Ethan divorce that pointless Maya. That way she never needs to be mentioned again since she was the dullest Quartermaine ever.
Who the hell wrote this crap? Luke never wanted to be a father? Um, WTF I’ve seen the scene where he finds out about Lucky he was thrilled. I remember when he found out about Lulu again he was thrilled. This is the kind of crap that pushed me away from watching. Thanks a lot Bob Guza, I hope you’re getting drunker then Luke right now and realizing how you screwed a lot of stuff up.
I really hope that Lucky punches Luke.
Crap I think I need a margarita to get through the rest of this episode.
How the hell did this scene make it on air?
How the hell is this the soap that’s strong?
Sorry Luke, you don’t get to retire from being a father.
I think this Luke and Lucky stuff was supposed to make me cry, but all it did was act like a sedative.
Just let Ethan get a divorce.
Okay I will say whoever is doing the music cue, has the PERFECT music transition to go from Sonny to Patrick.
Lisa and Anthony is just weird. How the hell is he able to just wander around town.
Lisa, you’re an okay psycho. However hon you’re nowhere near as awesome as Ryan Chamberlin or Marty Saybrook. You’re actually pretty dull.
Siobhan….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz What’s her purpose?
Ya know I half expect to find Luke Spencer running around yelling about how he has Tiger Blood and he’s Winning…is that wrong?
I think Patrick needs some more friends, wait lets see Pete was his friend and he chased after Georgie…and then we had Ian Devlin who was wasted as some I don’t even know what Guza did to screw that one up he had such awesome potential.
Where is Joe Scanlon or hell even Chris Ramsey to be Patrick’s best friend. Heck at this point I’ll take Caleb Morely.
I’m sorry Sonny, right decisions. I don’t think you know what the right decision has ever been.
Oh Brenda, I used to love you. Then Guza ruined you. Thanks again Guza.
Where’s a tripod for Brenda to knock him out with when we need one?
Sonny you are a pretty crappy Dad.
Sonny you are a pretty crappy friend to BTW.
Why is Brenda hanging around listening to this.
And Anthony is right, where are her guards?
Okay so what is this? Shit on Laura day? Oh I get it, Guza must have been pissed off that Genie was going to Y&R and wouldn’t be able to be exploited for the 30th anniversary this year.
Really Luke? Sorry, but this doesn’t seem right.
I’m just going to focus on Priscilla instead. I loved her as Gabi on Sunset Beach, pity it was never given a chance to grow and spread its wings.
Why the hell is their always a crisis? Why can’t GH be a normal soap opera? Oh wait I know that answer, because Guza was writing it. At least we have only a little bit longer to deal w/ his crap before its gone forever and Mr. Wolf starts to repair the damage. At least this time we won’t have to worry about Guza coming back and really screwing stuff up like he did after the strike. Remember the strike when Sonny wasn’t the focus? Remember when Maxie was mourning her sister Georgie who I totally believe could be brought back from the dead as a WSB agent undercover.
All in all it was kind of a really dull episode.
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